COPS! COPS! COPS! Where would we be without cops? I must admit that seventies TV has really had an enormous effect on the way I view cops, from Starsky and Hutch to TJ Hooker (what a name!), but the one which holds a special place in my heart is CHiPs. I must be the biggest fan on earth of those jodhpur and leather boot clad guys who jetted around on Electraglides ... so fucking horny, so fucking full of spunk ... what I would have done as a teenage slut to spend the night with a couple of guys like Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox. The thought of the pair of them whipping out their big cocks, strapping me around their throbbing engines, fucking me like a dirty little whore and then blowing their thick creamy loads in my face and down my throat has been the subject of many a sordid, clit raking fantasy ever since. I even got Hubby to invest in a motorcycle highway patrol uniform (he already has the bike) just so he could fuck me in leather jacket britches and mirrored shades. Now it has to be said that most fantasies usually never cum true, although I've been pretty lucky over the years ... from fucking my gynecologist to being showered with jizz by forty guys on a latex sheet I have done very well ... and of course my biggest fantasy was to do porn movies which I can now notch on the bedpost thanks to the success of Dorothy's. Monday, last week was supposed to have been a relatively quiet uneventful day. I took off with Erika to do some shopping, pay bills, the like. We did our stuff, picking out lingerie and heels and some hard-core DVDs for the guys and then settled down for some lunch and high powered flirting at a small curbside Greek & Mediterranean restaurant, where we flashed lots of lash and enough pussy to get arrested, but it was a quiet day and no one seemed to be in the mood to play with two oversexed horny housefraus. A little pissed off we picked up my truck from the valet and headed out of town, back to the ranch and an afternoon of sunbathing, wanking and dykey games. Hubby has been in Germany for the last week with Roger scoping out new premises for a movie company specializing in interracial and big cock fuck flicks, so Erika and I have had to make do with our tongues fingers, toys and a lot of sixty nine orgasms. So, anyway, I speed off down the state highway and in my infinite wisdom decide to take a little scenic detour around some country roads, simply because the weather is so beautiful. Next thing I know is I'm staring into the recesses of an airbag and I can hear Erika moaning above the sounds of distant sirens. Without warning the airbag in front of my chest deflates, Erika's too and we're both left staring out of the front of my truck at a large tree and the remnants of the hood. Neither of us were hurt apart from the bruises across the tits inflicted by the airbags ( thank you Toyota for my new lovely blue chest stripe and for keeping my face intact ) and a little bit of the cliché "woman driver" hurt pride.

Now, about six months ago, Hubby went into a novelty shop in Encino and had a driver's license made up for me in the name of Dirty Dorothy with a cum splattered picture of yours truly and occupation listed as "cumslut" , with address as www.dorothy's-cum-city.com ... just a little jokey love token. Normally I keep it in a separate compartment in my purse, but for some reason ( I must have had a temporary brain fart ) I left it next to my real license. Two cops, one on a bike, the other in a camarro roar up with sirens blaring, ambulance and firetruck in tow and ask Erika and I if we're okay. Once it's established that we're only a little bumped and bruised, the emergency services roar away leaving just the two cops, who for the purposes of the Diary I'll call Joe and Gary (real identities concealed to protect and serve). Then Joe asks me for my ID and a little groggily I hand him my purse, containing dildo, condoms and said novelty store license. Joe takes a look inside the bag, rummages through the assorted sex paraphernalia with a raised eyebrow or two and beckons Gary over to look at the ID he has discovered. "Looks like we've got ourselves a celebrity wreck!" He laughs, handing his buddy my hokey license. All the while, Joe is flicking his eyelids at my barely concealed pantiless cunt and Erika's huge virtually exposed tits. Just to make it easy for him and so he'll go easier on me, I casually inch my skirt a little higher so he can clearly see the outline of my pussy lips. Not to be outdone, Erika puts one hand on my thigh with mock concern for my welfare and the other idles over her obviously erect nipples ... what a pair of fucking whores we are ... even in a car smash we both still manage to get hot and horny!!! Joe and Gary look at us with eyes like saucers and pretty obvious bulges in their pants and offer to take us home in the patrol car with a motorcycle escort. For a few seconds, the image of Erik Estrada's cock spurting in my mouth is all I can see. To cut a long orgy short, Joe and Gary ride us back to the ranch and courteously get invited in for tea and a little cream and sugar (mostly their cream and all of mine and Erika's sweet honey pots). Erika was the first to make her move, noticing how aroused both of our new law enforcement friends had become, she simply removed her silk wrap over top and let her huge boobs just swing free and then perched in front of Gary and unzipped his zipper. I watched almost in a daze as his meaty prick sprang forth from his boxers and out of the fly opening: it may not have been huge in comparison to some studs I've fucked and sucked but it was obviously steel hard. Sensing that it was his chance to take the lead ( I think the cop fantasy thing momentarily stunned me into inactivity) Joe pulled me close and gave me a glorious snog on the lips, exploring my yielding mouth with his long agile tongue. At this point I was swooning and could feel the wetness spreading down across the top of my quivering thighs. The sight of Erika going down on Gary's rigid cock only served to make me melt even more.

Now at this juncture I must say that when a fantasy as near and dear as this one is to me is being fulfilled a strange out of body kind of sensation comes into being. I almost fainted when I felt the cool shiny leather of Joe's motorcycle boots brush my thighs and sighed loudly feeling how wet the sensation had made my aching little cunthole. This apparently was all it took to push Gary (busy being rampantly sucked off by Erika) right over into the precipice. He lurched back from Erika, almost ripping his prick from between her lips and howled at the top of his voice before blasting his entire being directly into her face. Always careful to keep her jaws gaping, Erika caught a huge deposit of cream at the back of her throat and over her wagging tongue. Joe and I watched with a mixture of awe, relish and mirth as his patrol car buddy continued to pump out vast amounts of sticky goo. After the first blast, Erika got well and truly showered with heavy streams coating her cheeks lips and nose as well as a significant quantity landing on the upthrust pillows of her massive knockers. Still being sprayed, Erika grabbed hold of the flailing hosepipe cock and stuffed it back in her mouth, gulping loudly and slurping out every drop from the gushing peehole. I, for my sins, just fucking came on the spot, feeling my juices gushing out on to my fingers as I took Joe's stallion prick into my mouth for the first time. The meaty gnarled length just tasted delicious : a gorgeous mixture of salty precum, pungent piss and sticky sweat. As I sucked avidly on his tremendous root I watched Gary flip Erika over and embed his spunk dripping cock deep within her tight shaven twat. The big prick in between my lips twitched and bucked for at least four or five minutes as we both watched Erika having her cunt pounded, her face still garnished with gooey tendrils of cum. She wailed like the nasty fucking whore she is, cumming all over Gary's slimy shaft, before begging him literally to feed it up her nicely oiled asshole. Joe started to tense as he watched Gary's glowing knob stretching Erika's sphincter apart and I knew he was going to drop his load. I wanted his precious slime dancing about over my skin. God I wanted it in my face, on my hair, splashing across my cheeks and tongue. I sure wasn't disappointed. Joe fired a massive burst across my forehead as I released him, which dripped down like a curtain of pearly custard. The second and third volleys splattered across the point of my nose and outstretched tongue and the forth gigantic blast spewed into my hair leaving long globular strands hanging down my face. I raked at my face scooping up as much of the warm cock snot as I could and deposited it on my tongue and swallowed hard. Fuck, it felt gorgeous sliding down my throat, filling my belly with a warm radiant glow. I slurped and gobbled at his oozing bell end until the knob was shiny and clean and I had filled myself to overflowing, then I spread my cunt and pulled him inside.

Erika's asshole was splayed right open only inches from my face and I lapped at her throbbing little clit cock as she continued to be hammered by Gary. Her fiery slit was a mush of cunt juice and clear cum which trickled into my mouth as my own cunt was being pummeled by Joe's monster. With every thrust up her asshole, Erika's pussy lips splayed outwards smothering my mouth. Gary kept on pumping until he couldn't take any more friction from Erika's ass and she had already cum five or six times in a row. With one desperate lunge forwards and then straight back, his cock slid out of her anus and he emptied his balls between her asscheeks and all over my forehead and eyelids. I reached up to suck on his shit tasting dick while it was still erupting with the last gooey dregs of hot spunk, alternating my laps with Erika's cum covered butt. Miraculously Gary was still as hard as iron and I could feel the blood pulsing in his shaft as I sucked him back up to full and raging hardness. Erika was then on top of me with my clit in her warm willing mouth and her sopping cunt only inches away from my lips again. Joe rammed me for a good half an hour before releasing his rich intoxicating second load directly into Erika's mouth. Fortunately for me she didn't get greedy and swallow down the delicious seed, instead she twisted around and drooled most of it over my face in a sweet French kiss. Thick bubbles of sperm slathered my lips as I then felt an insistent probing at my ass. One of the guys was inside my butt and the other was desperately trying to accommodate himself in the sloppy recesses of my cunt as I was licked voraciously by Erika. After some effort to clamp my lips to Erika's steamy snatch I simply lay back and let the three of them work on me in unison and drifted into an endless series of cum crazed orgasms. I could still taste the three loads of goo swilling around my mouth and dripping from my lips which only served to make my cums that more intense. The two guys got into a really nice rhythm, their cocks pistoning in and out of my cunt and ass alternately giving me a true double penetration burn. With very little cum left to give and knowing that they were reaching the end of the road, both guys withdrew and treated Erika to the most amazing cock dueling, wanking their hot and sore cocks together over her face as I ate out her twitching vaginal slit. Still half dressed in their uniforms, both Gary and Joe came with in milliseconds of each other slopping out stream after stream of belching pearl slime across Erika's lips until she was almost drowning. Her mouth was brimming full of the exquisite cum cocktail and a lot poured from the edges of her mouth only to be lapped up by yours truly. The rest we snowballed between one anothers' mouths until we both needed to swallow and fill our bellies. As a great finale to their cum bathing, Joe and Gary having emptied their big bollocks all over us then started to empty their bladders (all that cheap coffee they drink) and Erika and I were showered with strong jets of hot horse piss. Now the next time I'm driving along and I think there's the possibility of being pulled over for speeding, I'm gonna put my dainty little foot squarely on the gas and pump. The price of the ticket to fill my belly with all that beautiful cop spunk and be bathed with awesome cop piss will be more than worth it!!!